In this frankly fictitious interview, international celebrity Chris Hemsworth, known far and wide as the star of Thor and The Avengers, stopped by for a little chat.
PEOPLE OF EARTH: Stay away from my wife.
CHRIS HEMSWORTH: What?
POE: You heard me. Stay away from my wife.
HEMSWORTH: I don’t know your wife.
POE: Then I guess it won’t be too difficult to stay away from her, will it?
HEMSWORTH: I certainly hope so.
POE: Me too. Me too.