HEADLINE – ‘Inherently racist’ bake sale by UC Berkeley set for Tuesday
FRESNO, California – The University of California, Berkeley, will be holding its seventh annual Inherently Racist Bake Sale to raise funds for environmental projects.
The tasty treats offered for sale will include Buckra Crackers (sort of bland and very expensive; they come with a side of mayonnaise), Jigaboo Chews, Wop Drops, Spic on a Stick, Chocolate Frogs (coco treats shaped like Frenchmen), Hymie-Limeyade (a refreshing citrus beverage served by a Rabbi with an English accent ) and Fig Gobbler Cobbler.
Lunch items will also be available, such as the always popular Jap Wrap and Seppo Salad.
Complementary Bamboo Coon balloons will be given out to children.
Source: http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/27/us/california-racial-bake-sale
September 27, 2011 at 12:46 p09
Awesome! When does the food fight start? Or are we going straight to molotov cocktails?
September 27, 2011 at 12:46 p09
The Seppo Salad has bits of shrapnel in it – just in case there is a food fight.
September 30, 2011 at 12:46 p09
Tasty. I’ll try some of the Chocoalte Frogs and Spick on a Stick. When you’re in Oz check out our own brand of racism and xenophobia. We aim to be World’s Best Practice. That’s right Seppoland, we’re gunning for the top.
September 30, 2011 at 12:46 p09
I really like safe poker – what about you?
September 30, 2011 at 12:46 p09
What are you, gay? A real man plays dangerous poker.
October 1, 2011 at 12:46 p10
Top form, paulboylan! Any chocolate frogs left?
Missed opportunity by those apposed to this bake sale :
Organizer said: “If a white guy comes up and says, ‘I want the price from an African-American female,’ we absolutely give him that price,” he said.
The best protest:
put them out of business; everyone says, “This is great, I support SB 185, too and I want the Native American woman’s price.” (.25 price – .25 woman’s discount)
October 20, 2011 at 12:46 p10
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