HEADLINE – ‘Inherently racist’ bake sale by UC Berkeley set for Tuesday
FRESNO, California – The University of California, Berkeley, will be holding its seventh annual Inherently Racist Bake Sale to raise funds for environmental projects.
The tasty treats offered for sale will include Buckra Crackers (sort of bland and very expensive; they come with a side of mayonnaise), Jigaboo Chews, Wop Drops, Spic on a Stick, Chocolate Frogs (coco treats shaped like Frenchmen), Hymie-Limeyade (a refreshing citrus beverage served by a Rabbi with an English accent ) and Fig Gobbler Cobbler.
Lunch items will also be available, such as the always popular Jap Wrap and Seppo Salad.
Complementary Bamboo Coon balloons will be given out to children.