… and Don and Megan Daper were quarreling. The night before, it was Don’s birthday, and Megan threw him a surprise party.
Big mistake. Don hates surprises and hates to be the center of attention – and he let his wife know how he felt.
Which made Megan really mad. So she leaves work early, and when Don finds out, he leave early too.
And then this happened:
DAY: DRAPER LIVING ROOM
Don comes home and finds Megan in her robe, clearly unhappy. The house is a mess from the party the night before.
What happened to the girl (the cleaning lady)?
I sent her home.
What are you doing?
I’m cleaning up. I don’t want to get sweaty.
Don’t you look at me.
I’m talking to you.
I’m cleaning up.
Stop looking at me. You aren’t allowed to look at me.
You should put some clothes on.
I said stop it.
I don’t want you. You don’t get to have this. Go sit over there. All you get to do is watch.
BEST... PUNISHMENT... EVAR!!!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Clean my house in your underwear while I watch!
I am going to be SO sorry for whatever I did.
Wait! Wait a second. I need to get a beer.
And some chips.
Do you mind if I play some music?
If I take some pictures?
I promise not to show them to anyone.
Do we have any chips?