MISSING BABY FOUND

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Little Shannon Dedrick’s disappearance caught the world’s attention.

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7 month old Shannon Dedrick

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The world breathed a collective sigh of relief when, today, Shannon was found in a box under the bed of her baby sitter – who had apparently abducted the infant.

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I am glad the ordeal is over for Shannon’s parents, but someone has to point out that their child is an alien.

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That isn't drool.

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Little Shannon is clearly a human/alien hybrid.  I am the last person on this or any world to so much as imply that there is anything wrong with that.  At one time some stygma might have attached to parents who gave birth to an alien baby, but recent high profile celebrity adoptions have removed much of that stygma.

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As a consequence, caring for an alien baby has become quite fashionable.

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Shannon’s parents must realize that raising a human/alien hybrid is a challenging, but ultimately rewarding endeavor.

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Every child is a special gift from God.

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For example, Shannon’s remarkably large head indicates that she will be telepathic.

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Knows what you are thinking.

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Telepathic children are unusually challenging because they know when daddy says “no” that he really means “yes” and when mommy says “just wait until your father gets home!” mommy really doesn’t mean it.

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Nothing but trouble

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As an alien/human hybrid, little Shannon is likely to develop the skill to levitate.

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Extra care is required.

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Like telepathy, the ability to levitate will be a job skill that employers will appreciate, but in the beginning, the parent of an alien/human hybrid must exercise extra care, such as making sure windows are closed at all times.

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Not good.

So, we are all glad baby Shannon is back, but her parents need to pay attention to her special qualities.

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6 Responses to “MISSING BABY FOUND”

  1. PNB surely another possibility is her substitution for an alien baby?

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  2. I can see this is not going to end well, probably with men in black coming in and grabbing big_head

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  3. Paul,

    Great Post. The outcome for that little tyke was better than expected on first glance…

    Cheers,
    Bobby

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  4. “her parents need to pay attention to her special qualities”
    Wise words for every parent.

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  5. Do some genetic testing and gene map t his child. Then, you’ll be able to come to a scientific determination if indeed this child is an Alein/Hybrid or not.

    Let me know the outcome. Arline

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  6. paulboylan Says:

    Airline – I get a feeling you don’t realize I am kidding.

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