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Irish priest kidnapped in Philippines released by MILF
Rev. Michael Sinnott, a 79-year-old Irish Catholic priest abducted in the Southern Philippines a month ago, is escorted to his flight to Manila following his release early Thursday. Al Jacinto/AP
By Rhappi Kanasta, Ass.Press Reporter
A 46 year old mother of two (MILF), released an elderly Irish priest late on Wednesday night after holding him in captivity for 32 days. Father Michael Sinnott had worked in the Philippines for nearly 33 years when Ms. Helen Smith, recently divorced, kidnapped him from a gated compound in Pagadian City on Oct. 11. He was released into the custody of government authorities on Thursday morning.
“I just thought he was SO cute,” said the still smoking-hot sexually attractive Smith at a press conferenced called to announce her decision to release Father Michael.