HEADLINE – Lawyer: Accused Fort Hood gunman may be paralyzed
Alleged Ft. Hood gunman Maj. Nidal Hasan paralyzed and may never walk again, lawyer says
BY Rhappi Kanasta
ASS.PRESS NEWS STAFF WRITER
Friday, November 13th 2009, 11:38 AM
The accused Fort Hood gunman is paralyzed and likely will never be able walk again, his lawyer said Friday. Attorney John Douchebag said Maj. Nidal Hasan’s medical condition remains “extremely serious” and “it appears he won’t be able to walk in the future.”
“OMG!” said no one in particular, Senior Fellow at no institution of higher learning whatsoever. “That poor murderer of 13 soldiers! He may not be able to walk to the gas chamber! We must make sure he can be carried or wheeled there!”
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