LONDON (Ass.Press) – A cat which lost both back paws after a traumatic accidentinvolving a combine harvester has regained a spring in its step after being fitted with state-of-the-art bionic prosthetic limbs, costing millions of dollars to develop and surgically install to the cat’s back stumps.

Meanwhile, the world economy is on the brink of collapse, the ecosystem of the earth’s oceans is about to crash and global climate change is happening at a faster rate than scientists ever anticipated, threatening untold millions with starvation as changing weather patterns disrupt expected rainfalls causing global crop failures to an extent never before experienced in human history.

“Yeah, but science can help a cat walk again. At least we have that,” said Dr. Stanley Putzdorf, the head of Distracting Studies at the Sam Houston Institute of Technology.



4 Responses to “Headline – CAT GETS NEW HIGH TECH FEET”

  1. Jyggdrasil Says:

    No investment is too great if it will give the UK team an edge at the 2012 para-Olympics for pets to be held in London.


  2. I’m sorry I came here looking for stories about naked mounds.


  3. paulboylan Says:

    I’m working on it. Don’t be a pest.


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