Headline – CAT GETS NEW HIGH TECH FEET
LONDON (Ass.Press) – A cat which lost both back paws after a traumatic accidentinvolving a combine harvester has regained a spring in its step after being fitted with state-of-the-art bionic prosthetic limbs, costing millions of dollars to develop and surgically install to the cat’s back stumps.
Meanwhile, the world economy is on the brink of collapse, the ecosystem of the earth’s oceans is about to crash and global climate change is happening at a faster rate than scientists ever anticipated, threatening untold millions with starvation as changing weather patterns disrupt expected rainfalls causing global crop failures to an extent never before experienced in human history.
“Yeah, but science can help a cat walk again. At least we have that,” said Dr. Stanley Putzdorf, the head of Distracting Studies at the Sam Houston Institute of Technology.