HEADLINE – European anarchists grow more violent, coordinated

ROME – A loosely linked movement of European anarchists who want to bring down state and financial institutions is becoming more violent and coordinated, security experts say.

“Anarchists have suddenly realized that they can be more effective using organizational methods borrowed from business and government,” says Herb Slovo, Director of World Empire Security Consultants.

“Coordinating with other anarchists just makes subverting the world economic tyrany so much easier,” says Jimmy X, self-described anarchist and unemployed dog groomer.

Jimmy X

“Conventions, discussion groups, ad hoc committees. Even rules of procedure for meetings. Newsletters. Schedule books. All of it. It really helps us get things done without all that bickering and confusion,” X says.

“We are actualising öur potential with blue sky thinking, exploring a different set of paradigms,” says Swedish Anarchist “Therbs” (not his real name).

Therbs

“We have our eye on the prize and will leverage our corporate knowledge assets to achieve our goals within a defined set of core strategic streams,” Therbs continues.  “We’re cutting across the old silos which have held us back and moving forward we’re looking at a dynamic future with win-win scenarios coming into play.”


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9 Responses to “HEADLINE – European anarchists grow more violent, coordinated”

  1. However the international revolutionary socialist party has suffered a further split with half of its members, both of them forming a splinter faction.

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  2. Oh. I thought the headline said “European ARCHITECTS grow more violent.” Now that would be newsworthy….

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  3. Oh dear, more wars and rumours of war!!!

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  4. Organised anarchy. Oxymoron, much?

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  5. Erm yes. That’s kind of the joke.

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  6. I printed this story exactly the way I found it. No embellishments whatsoever.

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  7. A quote from their latest pamphlet:
    “We are actualising öur potential with blue sky thinking, exploring a different set of paradigms. We have our eye on the prize and will leverage our corporate knowledge assets to achieve our goals within a defined set of core strategic streams. We’re cutting across the old silos which have held us back and moving forward we’re looking at a dynamic future with win-win scenarios coming into play.”

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  8. @Therbs – How the hell did they get my action memo? This is not acceptable.

    I need to take an action item.

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  9. It’s always the unemployed dog groomers. Storming the Bastille – poodle fanciers. Red square – palace dog groomers let go. Munich beer hall pusch – People let their Shepards get unkempt. It’s a little known fact that Ho Chi Minh lost his pocket money as a kid when the toy poodle “Madame” died of an unspecified tropical disease.

    It’s one of the least popular leftist conspiracy theories, as hot revolutionary chicks are mostly cat people.

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