HEADLINE – Chavez says he won’t give up decree powers

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MUNCIE, Indiana – Venezuela strong man Hugo Chavez said yesterday he will not give up his decree powers.

“Under no circumstances will I even consider giving up my decree powers,” Chavez said.

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110121/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_venezuela_chavez;_ylt=ArnyDzHwkaiTMb8aNJzTbmOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTFicjRrbzNkBHBvcwM1NQRzZWMDYWNjb3JkaW9uX3dvcmxkBHNsawNjaGF2ZXpzYXlzaGU-


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8 Responses to “HEADLINE – Chavez says he won’t give up decree powers”

  1. In that case I’ll never give up my powers of subjugation and negligence. And that little one called farnarkling. I may give up the smashing-rootingcockraoches-with-a-thong power tomorrow when I get new cockroach baits. nb – thongs mean those rubber sandals called flip flops by Poms, jandals by those cockamamie Kiwis and fuck knows what you Seppos call them.

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  2. I’m not entirely sure what “decree powers” are, but if they are anything like my super powers (x-ray vision and invulnerability to everything except the color yellow) then I wouldn’t give them up either.

    And I think we call those things “crocks” but I was wondering what you were talking about the moment I read the word “thong.” The image was most unpleasant and not erotic in any reasonably, rational manner of speaking.

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  3. And I am sick and tired of being called a Seppo, whether you capitalize the word or not, it is an insult – and it really doesn’t apply in my case. I may be American, but I am hardly a seppo.

    From now on I want my own classification. Henceforth, refer to me as the “Zippo.” Or “Zeppo.” Either one will do.

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  4. Zeppo was way better looking. How about Gummo? Nah, too boring. Zippo? Reminds me of ‘Nam, can’t do that. Zippy! Yow, are we having fun yet?

    (mutters) – fucking sensitive seppos. Can’t take a fkn joke, get all narky, rzznfzznrzznn…why I’ll show them…fknnrzfkrrsnzzzfknrzznfknfknrzn..

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  5. Hey, hey.. simmer down, Assie scum. I can take a joke. But I have to understand the joke first – which is a serious limit to my capacity to take a joke.

    Zippo, Not Zippy. I an no FKN pinhead.

    Dig?

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  6. But Zippy was hella cool and way funny.
    I think I’d better go back to my desk and toy with a few misapprehensions.
    My mind is a potato field.

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  7. Potatoes are good.

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  8. Seppo, short for Septic Tank i.e. rhyming slang for a Yank…that is an American.

    I trust this has been of assistance to you.

    Zippy was cool – after my old Zippy Tshirt died circa 1990 I noted the screen printed picture was still intact (even if the shirt was mor hole than shirt) so I sewed it onto the back of an old jacket….which is falling aprt now. I guess the design will migrate again. Pinheads are hard to eradicate. Like bedbugs.

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