Conversation With My Wife
I’ve been fairly ill, but am now on the mend. Last night my wife and I were chatting. The conversation drifted, as good conversations always do, and at one point my wife said:
You know you have a problem when you would rather experience rectal bleeding than wake up and go to work in the morning – or at least pause while you weigh the two choices in your mind with your first question being “how much rectal bleeding?”
Can’t argue with that.
God, I love my wife.