HEADLINE – Where next for NASA? Scientists draw up wish list
BILLINGS, MT – Facing funding cuts, NASA scientists drew up their “wish lists.”
“I want a pony and a monkey and a trip to Disneyland!” said Dr. Herbert Krantz, Project Director for the now cancelled first manned mission to Mars, at a press conference where he revealed his personal wish list.
Virtually all NASA manned and unmanned space missions have been cancelled due to lack of funding.
You know the reason for this? You really wanna know? It was your expose on Alien Space girls. It got the U.S. government thinking that all that NASA really wanted to do was nail space chicks. They thought it was a trivial goal. Good one, Prof.
Thanks to you mate, we’ll not get to see those alien sheilas. Nor will we see what happens when you blow bubble gum on Mars.
Thanks a lot.