HEADLINE – Trump takes credit for bin Laden death

Donald Trump

MUNCIE – Real estate mogul and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump took credit tonight for Osama bin Laden’s death.

“I am very proud of the fact that, by forcing the President to produce his birth certificate, that the President was finally able to concentrate and put the time and effort into apprehending and killing that bin Laden guy,” said Trump in New York tonight.

“It is no coincidence that bin Laden was killed right after the President produced the long form of his birth certificate, which I made him do,” Trump said.

Trump recently announced that he will seek the presidency after his television show “Celebrity Apprentice” concludes.

An anonymous source within the White House confirmed that, when President Obama learned of Trump’s decision, the President smiled, said “excellent” and began stroking a Persian cat sitting on the President’s lap.

Representatives of the GOP were not available for comment.

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7 Responses to “HEADLINE – Trump takes credit for bin Laden death”

  1. … and then, his head exploded.

    Oh sorry .. that was yesterday’s post.

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  2. Nautlilus Says:

    I live everyday thankful for Trump’s contribution to it.

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  3. Everything that Trump has done so far in his life has been directed at eliminating bin Laden. Now that bin Laden has gone Donald is going to target the Road Runner. Trump was always a Wile E Coyote fan. He really hates the Road Runner.

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  4. If Trump runs for president (hopefully with Sarah Palin as running mate), I’d guess that it’ll be two in a row for Mr Obama!!

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  5. Isabella S. Says:

    GREAT REVIEW! I agree with all you said in your article, especially at the middle of your article.

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  6. paulboylan Says:

    The middle is my favorite, too. It is rare to encounter someone who recognizes and appreciates the excellence of the middle of the stuff I post.

    I invite you to review the middle of my other fake news stories, Isabella. I am sure you will be equally pleased.

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