HEADLINE – Gates Says Somebody in Pakistan Knew about Bin Laden

Defense Secretary Robert Gates accuses somebody of knowing bin Laden was there.

WASHINGTON — Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates said on Wednesday that he surmised that “Somebody” inside Pakistan was aware that Osama bin Laden was hiding in a compound in the Pakistani garrison town of Abbottabad.

“My supposition is, Somebody knew,” Mr. Gates said at a Pentagon news conference with Adm. Mike Mullen, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

“Gates is out of his mind,” said Abdul Somebody after learning that Gates was accusing him of knowing where bin Laden was hiding. “I had no idea whatsoever,” Somebody stated.

 Mr. Gates said that his supposition, shared by many other Obama administration officials, did not extend to Pakistan’s top political and military officials. “I have seen no evidence at all that anyone other than Abdul Somebody knew,” Mr. Gates said.

 “In fact, I’ve seen some evidence to the contrary. Other than Somebody, no one else knew that Osama bin Laden was hiding in that compound,” Gates concluded.

Source: http://www.nytimes.com.html

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7 Responses to “HEADLINE – Gates Says Somebody in Pakistan Knew about Bin Laden”

  1. Huh. That pest has been causing trouble for years. Even when I was a kid, he was up to mischief. My mother was always saying stuff like, “Well, SOMEBODY must have left the gate open, or the dog wouldn’t have got out,” or “SOMEBODY has been into the chocolate biscuits again.” It’s getting out of hand. I should write a letter to Somebody about this.

    “Dear Abdul, I think that Somebody should do something about global warming. You’re Somebody. Get on with it. And leave my mother’s chocolate biscuits alone. Sincerely, Catty.”

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  2. paulboylan Says:

    That’s telling him, Cat. The son of a bitch.

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  3. Did any check the pizza parlors in Pakistain? If they did I am sure they would have found stuff ordered under Osama Bin ladin, surely the NSA should be able to examine such phone records as a matter of routine.

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  4. bondiboy66 Says:

    Somebody eh? He must be related to that other great (and more profane) perpetrator of most everything Sum Cunt.

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  5. That’s just totally ridiculous. We all know it was Someone.

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  6. Huh. That pest has been causing trouble for years. Even when I was a kid, he was up to mischief. My mother was always saying stuff like, “Well, SOMEBODY must have left the gate open, or the dog wouldn’t have got out,” or “SOMEBODY has been into the chocolate biscuits again.” It’s getting out of hand. I should write a letter to Somebody about this.
    +1

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  7. Huh. That pest…
    +2

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