HEADLINE – Gates rebukes European allies in farewell speech

"I hate you most of all," Gates said.


OSLO – In an unusually stinging speech, made on his valedictory visit to Europe before he retires at the end of the month, Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates rebuked some of America’s staunchest allies Friday, saying the United States “is sick and tired of all you cheese eating, beer swilling, butt pinching surrender monkeys.”

“It’s been real and it’s been fun,” Gates continued, “but it hasn’t been real fun. I personally am not going to miss any of you, especially the Germans. What is up with you Germans, cozying up to the Russians? You think you can trust them? Really?”

Gates heaped insults upon the stunned and mostly silent foreign dignitaries in the room – and he didn’t stop with Europe.

“And you Muslims, especially you Arab Muslims, snap out of it. This whole jihad thing is just sad. Do what you need to do to put a stop to it. Those few homicidal morons are making all of you look bad. And your “Arab Spring” is a joke. You can yell and scream all you want but it isn’t going to change anything. When push comes to shove, your dictatorial governments will crush you like bugs just as Syria has done and is doing.”

“And Africa,” Gates said. “I am so tired of you people.  Why can’t you just get along?”

“Screw you guys, I’m going home,” Gates concluded and abruptly left the building.

Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/story.html


3 Responses to “HEADLINE – Gates rebukes European allies in farewell speech”

  1. He is just saying what we were all thinking.

    And if you listen to the whole speech he goes on to zing the italians with ttheir zest for surrender. The Flemmish for sounding like something in your throat. The Swiss for being neutral (nothing worse than a neutral).

    It really got weird when he went off on a twenty minute ode to the Fins.

    A spokesman later attributed the whole thing to Secretary Gates being ‘tired and emotional’.


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  3. I, for one, am surprised for him not having a go at Madagascar for not rescuing the talking New York Zoo animals when CLEARLY, New York has been through enough.



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