HEADLINE – Man accused of sexually assaulting unconscious woman on sidewalk

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Sometimes, a news story is just too – special – to even attempt altering.  This is one:

http://www.kansascity.com/man-accused-h

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The excuse he offers in the last sentence of the first paragraph doesn’t help rectify his situation.  It may be an explanation, but it is hardly an exculpatory or even mitigating excuse.

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3 Responses to “HEADLINE – Man accused of sexually assaulting unconscious woman on sidewalk”

  1. Oh dear God.

    (At least he didn’t blame “the feminists”).

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  2. paulboylan Says:

    Heavens, no. He is relying on Bob Ellis for that.

    (Darned good fun at Blunt Instrument, eh?)

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  3. Gotta’ love that.

    I’m going to try and use the phrase “I thought she was dead” in a meeting or conversation today.

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