HEADLINE – Antibiotics beat cranberries at fighting urinary tract infections
MUNCIE – A recent study concludes that antibiotics beat cranberries at fighting urinary tract infections.
“Woo hoo! In your face, cranberries!!” shouted an ecstatic Erythromycin.
“Suck it, cranberries!” proclaimed Ciprofloxacin in triumph.
“Oh yeah?” said a disgruntled cranberry. “Try making a sea breeze or cosmo with Tetracycline.”