HEADLINE – Antibiotics beat cranberries at fighting urinary tract infections

MUNCIE – A recent study concludes that antibiotics beat cranberries at fighting urinary tract infections.

“Woo hoo! In your face, cranberries!!” shouted an ecstatic Erythromycin.

“Suck it, cranberries!” proclaimed Ciprofloxacin in triumph.

“Oh yeah?” said a disgruntled cranberry.  “Try making a sea breeze or cosmo with Tetracycline.”

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6 Responses to “HEADLINE – Antibiotics beat cranberries at fighting urinary tract infections”

  1. Dolores O’Riordan (ex-Cranberries) vented;
    “Those feckin’ devil-spawned offspring of fungii could never have released ‘Linger’.” before falling off her bar stool.

    “I’d like to see ampicillin crank out an album like ‘No need to Argue’,” ranted a stoned Noel Hogan, adding “Could methicillin have ever put down a classic track like ‘Zombie?’? I don’t fecking think so! So they can all feck off, all those
    gobshites!”

    “What me brother said, to be sure.” commented Noel’s brother, Mike.

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  2. Cranberries taste disgusting and dry out your mouth. Thumbs down.

    Antibiotics give you thrush and make you flatulent. BIG thumbs down.

    Uva Ursi piddles all over them both when it comes to clearing up UTI’s without unpleasant side effects.

    Bam! Biff! Take that, stinky berries and synthetic medications! KAPOWW!

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  3. Hilarious !

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  4. Utensiblene Says:

    Acne is known as pimples, lumps, and plugged pores.

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  5. paulboylan Says:

    I’ll keep that in mind.

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  6. wow tycoon

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