HEADLINE – Scarlett Johansson cellphone pictures aren’t all that smart phone hackers are after

Actress Scarlett Johansson

SANTA MONICA, California – Hackers who broke into movie star Scarlett Johansson’s cellphone and stole nude photos of her admit that they want more than just pictures showing Johansson naked.

“We also want to have sex with her,” admits Ted Hinklehoffer, hacker spokesperson.

Hinklehoffer provided the statement from his secret lair in his mother’s basement.

Source:  http://news.yahoo.com/scarlett-johansson-cellphone-pictures-arent-smart-phone-hackers-164343913.html

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12 Responses to “HEADLINE – Scarlett Johansson cellphone pictures aren’t all that smart phone hackers are after”

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  2. He means “sext” surely? They should be able to manage that.

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  3. If hacking into Scarlett Johansson’s cell to steal nude photos of her is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

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  4. bondiboy66 Says:

    I concur with Mr Barnes. Come to that, I concur with the phone hackers too.

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  6. You can make fun of the hacker community all you like. So what if most of us don’t have jobs, still live with our parents and have never kissed a girl? What matters is that we aspire to be more and that includes using the brain and intelligence that God gave us to hack into the telephones of starlets and models and hot chicks to see naked pics of them that they take and send to their equally hot friends. We just want to be loved – and look at pics of hot chicks naked. Is that so wrong?

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  7. paulboylan Says:

    Thank you for permission to make fun of you.

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