HEADLINE – Rick Perry reassures GOP about debating Obama
WASHINGTON — Rick Perry on Sunday sought to reassure GOP primary voters concerned about his wobbly presidential debate performances, apparent low intelligence and general lack of basic education, saying he would draw sharp distinctions with the Democratic incumbent in televised showdowns next year.
“I’m not worried a bit to debate Barack Obama,” Perry said. “And I believe in Santa Claus,” he added.
The Texas governor, driving for front-runner status as the most viable conservative in the wide-open field, offered up samples of the scathing rhetoric he used to get elected as Governor of Texas.
“President Obama’s policies are poopy,” Perry said with a grin.
“And he is ugly and his mother dresses him funny. President Obama’s mother is so ugly, well, she is pretty ugly. And she is white. Can you believe that? A white woman having sex with a black man? In Texas we don’t take kindly to any sort of race mixing.”
“And we don’t like Mormons. They are a cult,” Perry concluded before further demonstrating his wit by firing a gun into the air.
“Yee ha!” Perry screamed. “Now, don’t that qualify me to be prez-o-dent?” he asked.
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