A SHORT CONVERSATION WITH MY WIFE
As you know, I just returned from a two week trip to Australia.
While there, someone provide me with a freshly baked bread roll.
I asked what it was in it and was told “cheese and Vegemite.”
The roll was delicious.
Last night I brought the subject up while chatting with my wife, sort of suggesting that maybe she could make me some.
In response, my wife fixed me with a cold, piercing stare.
She said (and I quote):
“This is what those people do: they take you somewhere, they cloud your mind – like the Shadow – they feed you Vegemite, and you think you love it.”
So I guess I ain’t gonna get any more until I visit again.