HEADLINE – Missing Dog Reunited With Family After 8 Years

MUNCIE, Indiana – A dog named Rex was reunited with his family after being missing for almost 8 years.

Rex had been living a “double life” using an assumed identity in an attempt to hide from his human owners.

“I hate those bastards,” Rex said.

Source:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/04/missing-dog-reunited-with_n_1128036.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk1%7C117596

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9 Responses to “HEADLINE – Missing Dog Reunited With Family After 8 Years”

  1. But what happened to the cat? (There’s always a cat in these stories). Is it still hiding out in a diner in Duluth? Maybe it was the one who ratted on Rex, the self-serving fucked up feline.
    I feel sorry for Rex.

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  2. I will not have any of you Aussie high brow types dissing Duluth. I’ve had some good times in Duluth.

    But you’re probably right about the fucking cat.

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  3. I’ve never actually been to Duluth but at a Greyhound station once I heard it announced as a destination. I almost hopped on board just to see what the fuck a Duluth was.
    Me high brow? Just because I know how to order Patatas Bravas and once heard Duluth announcerd over a tannoy?

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  4. Yes. For those very reasons.

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  5. If Rex had really wanted to hide, he wouldn’t have become an Inspector and starred in his own TV show. Blame the cat if you will, but Rex only has himself to blame for letting his addiction to ham rolls become public knowledge.

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  6. Its sound like Rex’s attempts to avoid these people ended in failure. Which I believe the dictionary defines as

    “noun an act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful; lack of success: The campaign was a failure”.

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  7. May I also suggest that calling himself Rex was a mistake. If he’d changed his name to something like Trevor or Richard he would have had a much better chance of maintaining his Littlest Hobo life on the lam.

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  8. And a disguise! should have hidden as chihuahua!

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  9. Oh, no Bangar, that would never do. Paris Hilton would have tried to stuff him in her handbag.

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