HEADLINE – Man With 100 Pound Scrotum Seeks Donations
MUNCIE, Indiana – A man famous for sporting a 100 pound scrotum (45.45 kg) has announced that he will be seeking donations for a wide-variety of charities all related to his environmental concerns.
“I care deeply about the earth on which we all live,” said Henry Spliff from his home in Reno, Nevada. “It is up to us to leave our planet in better shape than we found it.”
Friends of the Earth and the World Wildlife Fund welcome Mr. Spliff’s efforts on their behalf.