BEYOND THE GRAVE – Interview with Ned Kelly
Famed “Bush Ranger” Ned Kelly returns from the dead to participate in a frankly fictitious interview where he reveals the issues he cares about most.
PEOPLE OF EARTH: Mr. Kelly –
NED KELLY: Call me Ned, cobber.
POE: Okay. Ned. It is a true pleasure and a real thrill to be speaking with you today. I don’t mind saying that you are one of my all time biggest heroes.
KELLY: (Laughs, phlegm rattling in his bronchia, followed by a small cough) Hero? You don’t know anything about me, do you?
POE: Actually, I know quite a lot about your life.
KELLY: Don’t come the raw prawn with me. You ain’t even Australian.
POE: True, but I’ve spent time drinking heavily with Australians.