HEADLINE – IRANIAN OFFICIAL CANCELS CANADIAN TRIP
MUNCIE – A top Iranian official has canceled his Canadian vacation plans to protest Canada’s recent decision to sever diplomatic ties between Canada and Iran.
“I was going to go to Banff to take in some skying, but screw that now,” said Osama bin Pharten, the Iranian Minister of Counterfeiting and Money Laundering. “As far as I am concerned Canada is no longer a vacation destination for me or my family,” bin Pharten said.
“And their bacon is stupid,” he added.