EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PAULA DEEN
Southern “down home” celebrity cook Paula Deen – exiled from public life due to racist comments she made about African Americans – is ready to return to public life. In this frankly fictitious interview, Ms. Deen describes the valuable lessons gleaned from her past mistakes.
PEOPLE OF EARTH: Paula, thank you for speaking with me today.
PAULA DEEN: It is such a pleasure, Paul. I just love your blog – especially your fake news stories.
POE: Thank you. Paula, it wasn’t so long ago that you were revealed to be a racist, especially in your attitudes about black people.
DEEN: That’s true, Paul. But in the days since my shocking statements I’ve had the chance to meet many, many black people from all over this great country and learn about them. I’ve learned a lot.
POE: What would you say is the most important thing you’ve learned?
DEEN: I’ve learned that niggers sure can hold a grudge.