HEADLINE: RANDOM SHOOTINGS DON’T BOTHER KANSAS CITY DRIVERS

Kansas City Drivers

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Ass. Press) – Several shootings have targeted apparently random vehicles along a tangle of interstate highways in south Kansas City, but it doesn’t seem to have rattled area drivers, who say they’ll stick with their normal routes.

“I live in Kansas City,” said Steven Murphy, a local commuter. “Getting shot at might be the best thing that happens to me all day.”

“Heck, I invite being targeted by a sniper,” said Linda Kromthip, another Kansas City resident driver. “I have a bumper sticker that says ‘I Hate Violent Blacks and Jews.’ I know it is a long shot, but who knows? I might get lucky.”

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14 Responses to “HEADLINE: RANDOM SHOOTINGS DON’T BOTHER KANSAS CITY DRIVERS”

  1. greybeard3 Says:

    The Murph comment is pure gold.

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  2. paulboylan Says:

    I hope he appreciates it.

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  3. Bondiboy66 Says:

    From what Murph has said elsewhere, I find this entirely believable!

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  5. paulboylan Says:

    They only represent Boylans.

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  7. Ahoy Prof check your spam filter, I sent you an email last week & I suspect it’s circling the drains.

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  8. paulboylan Says:

    Are you surprised he banned you from the Cheeseburger?

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  9. paulboylan Says:

    Bad times at CBG, eh, mate?

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  10. paulboylan Says:

    How can you be that far in debt? What happened to your auto suspension business and your patents?

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  11. paulboylan Says:

    But you’ve kept your sense of humour. At least you have that going for you.

    As for the Burger, CBG isn’t the free for all that you might find in the Youtube comments section. Everyone stays on topic, more or less. Nobody calls women cunts, nobody threatens other posters and nobody expresses racism or hatred for Jews – extremely minor rules that you appeared to follow at first, and were welcomed, but that you later demonstrated you were unwilling to comply with. And to top it off, the page owner bent over backwards to give you multiple chances to modify your approach to better fit in with the CBG community, but you ignored him.

    You are clearly a smart, funny bloke who, under the usual circumstances, would have easily become part of that little world. The fact it didn’t happen indicates, to me, that there is something more at play here. A smart, funny bloke with with looks like a thriving business doesn’t go broke, doesn’t become a social pariah and isn’t ordered into a psychological examination without something more going on.

    My best and friendliest non professional advice is to cooperate with your doctors.

    Good luck, mate.

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  12. Dino not to be confused with Says:

    Paul,
    I am not that Dino Legovich.
    I don’t have a auto business.
    I am not racist, though have made racist comments.
    Against all races though, or as many as possible.
    I have worked with/for lots of different people.
    The old man from Iceland was the weirdest.

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  13. paulboylan Says:

    No one is accusing you of being a racist. The point is that your racist comments – even though insulting to all races equally – were not and are not welcomed. This was made clear to you, yet you persisted in posting deeply misogynistic, homophobic and racist comments. You were provided multiple opportunities to modify your online persona and moderate both your vitriol and the oppressive frequency of your comments. You even asked for me to intercede to get your “sentenced reduced” (see August 23, 2014 post, above, at 12:46 pm). You did not take advantage of those opportunities.

    My advice to you remains unchanged. And, again, I wish you the best of luck.

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