HEADLINE – OFFICIALS SEARCH FOR CAUSE OF FATAL HAYRIDE CRASH

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Hey Officials, here’s a hint:

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stupid people 1

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It appears stupid people are the cause.

 

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26 Responses to “HEADLINE – OFFICIALS SEARCH FOR CAUSE OF FATAL HAYRIDE CRASH”

  1. It probably sounds better if you say it in Latin.

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  2. Be my guest.

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  3. “Stultis videtur esse causa” I think.

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  4. In Inonesian it could be something like “Tampaknya orang bodoh adalah penyebabnya”
    I know this because at school I listened to my Indonesian teacher. She used to say “Orang bodoh” a lot to me. It means “stupid person”. The rest of it I dug out of a dictionary and applied some object construction. Fkn tops, eh?

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  5. Oh yes. I now officially prefer Indonesian to Latin (which is a bit stuffy).

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  6. Dino, your comment leads me to suspect that you would enjoy, on an intellectual basis, Hot For Words:

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  7. Dino not to be confused with Says:

    You got me Paul,
    I go weak for hot chicks.
    But only if they’re smart.
    Stooopid knees…

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  8. Every punter is weak for hot, smart women.

    As for the rest – classic Dino staccato free-form, and that is welcomed here.

    All except the comment about the AUstarrliya PM, which I have deleted.

    Here is a rule, Dino: post nothing a child couldn’t read or view.

    It isn’t a difficult restriction to work with, but it requires no explicit sexual language or content.

    If you can follow this very simple rule, it is very likely you will continue to be welcomed here.

    Deal?

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  9. http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/do-or-do-not-kidnap-yoda-there-is-no-try-20141010-1145vu.html

    well, there is another option to the try v. do thing and that involves getting smashed & falling off a bicycle.

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  10. Hillarious!

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  11. Maybe not. I accidentally deleted one of your comments at CBG.

    Sorry, mate. I can make ’em disappear, but I can’t make “em come back.

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  12. So that’s where it went! No worries mate.
    If I could be bothered the psychology of his self hate would be interesting but I’ve got better things to think upon. The Burger has certainly seen an upswing since the ban, I predict that when he can post again it will quickly become permanent, especially if those little buttons remain😉

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  13. Someone – Damien I think – dug back through the archives and found Dino comments that were on topic, rational and intelligent. Not aggressive or insulting. I’ve never seen him as a conventional troll but someone who can dive into a self-destructive pit, either caused by drugs or by the lack of them. That is always, always a shame, either way. But what can a bunch of disembodied commenters do to help, when help is strongly rejected? So bye Dino and good luck. Just know that being a nuisance isn’t the same as being hated.

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  14. I’m not so sure. Dino’s been banned from places other than CBG. He appears to enter a “community”, start out reasonably with non offensive, topical, infrequent comments, but then his online persona devolves into what we experienced at CBG and here.

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  15. Oooh psychobabble.
    Still, you’re all wrong.
    He is a cyborg sent from the future to kill Sarah Connor & he got too close to my tech-destroying force field.

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  16. Your “force field?” Is that what you are calling it these days?

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  17. Strictly speaking force fields can’t exist it’s a field effect … and one not to mess with.

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  18. I am toxic to tech. If you tweeted, PNB, you would know this.

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  19. I can’t tweet. It sounds too silly.

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  20. It can be a time suck mate but you would rock it.

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  21. And so Dino passes from another blog soon to inhabit a new one.
    Paul – you’d be tops at the twuntering, you simply need to access it only once or twice a day.

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  22. I felt the same way, but once there I found I could hiss, yowl and moo, and everyone there seemed to think that was normal.

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  23. *adpts condescending English grammar teacher voice*
    Q, we really didn’t think it was normal, were just humouring you.

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  24. For all we know, Dino’s stream of consciousness could just be the first draft of a multi award winning novel, and by deleting his “paragraphs” you are denying him the possibility of rewriting a second draft, and accepting his Man Booker or Pulitzer.

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  25. I’ve considered that possibility – and rejected it.

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  26. Sucky sucky 20 dollar?? No lie, Joe! Sucky sucky 20 dollar! Save big! Invest savings in stocks market and retire rich! No one lose! Every body win! Take credit card. Cash. Whatever you want. Anything you want. Anyting. You want trade gold bullion for sucky? Fine! We take. You get. Every body win. You save big. Maybe no have credit card. No have cash. No have gold bullion. Have meat. Venison. Fine! We take! You get sucky! A good deal! We make sure you get sucky no matter what you want trade. Even spoons. We take spoons! Amazing? Amazing! Spoons for sucky! Who knew so good? Not you. You never think to get sucky so cheap. Never never. You say oh got nothing to trade for sucky. What, they give me sucky for free? YES! That how great this be! Sucky for FREE! OK almost free. We ask you sign paper give us soul. No worries. No worries. Not satan. Just collectors. Collect paper giving souls. Who need soul? You get sucky for soul! You get sucky for thing you never see and dont know is real! So why not? No credit card? No problem. No money? No problem. No gold or silverware? No problem. No meat or canned food? No soul? So what? Just sign paper and here come sucky! Sucky so close! Can see sucky getting off bus down street! Walking this way! Here come sucky! Sucky knock on door!! Sucky here!!! Sucky slide paper under door. You sign now, OK? Wait! What wrong?? Sucky walk away. You no sign paper. You loser. Big fat loser. No sucky for you. Not today. Not tomorrow. Not day after tomorrow. Never. Sad. This sad. No sucky ever. But no worry! We’ll talk again one day.

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