The dog’s body was found near the tracks. They didn’t say whether it was the right side or the wrong side. Very sloppy reporting.
Was the dog a mean dog, like a junkyard dog, maybe even meaner than a junkyard dog? Once again, poor reporting.
Are you familiar with the economists phrase “Dead Cat Bounce” ? like that, but not much.
Also I would be tres circumspect about drinking anything supplied, endorsed or vaguely related to His Wrinklyness. One careless sip & you may find yourself, like Him, wandering the blowing sands of eternity telling stories that go nowhere.