BREAKING NEWS – Trump Picks Taitz as VP

MUNCIE, Indiana – Donald Trump has announced that he has chosen Orly Taitz as his vice presidential running mate.

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Orly Taitz hooting like a loon.

“Orly is huge,” Trump said.

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“She is a dentist and a lawyer. How tremendous is that?” Trump added.

Republican U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks at a campaign event on the day several states held presidential primaries, including California, at the Trump National Golf Club Westchester in Briarcliff Manor

“Orly isn’t a loser and her ratings are very, very unbelievable. Okay?” Trump said.

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In 2006 Taitz joined Trump as a leader of the “Birther movement” – a grassroots political uprising of ordinary Americans convinced that President Barak Obama was not born in the United States.

“Obama doesn’t have a birth certificate. He may have one, but there’s something on that – maybe religion – maybe it says he is a Muslim. I don’t know. Maybe he doesn’t want that,” Trump said in 2012. “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud,” Trump added.

“If I become Secretary of State, I will demand proper original vital records from Obama,” Taitz insisted.

Taitz said that, although she supports Trump’s choice of her as VP, she cannot endorse him for President and that she intends on voting for Hillary Clinton.

“Donald is a dangerous loon,” Taitz said in all seriousness.

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2 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS – Trump Picks Taitz as VP”

  1. Trump reminds me of Bill Murray’s Carl Spackler with Muslims, Mexicans, women and other non Trumpans are the gophers.

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  2. Did she ever pay her fine?

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