BREAKING NEWS – Trump Picks Taitz as VP
MUNCIE, Indiana – Donald Trump has announced that he has chosen Orly Taitz as his vice presidential running mate.
“Orly is huge,” Trump said.
“She is a dentist and a lawyer. How tremendous is that?” Trump added.
“Orly isn’t a loser and her ratings are very, very unbelievable. Okay?” Trump said.
In 2006 Taitz joined Trump as a leader of the “Birther movement” – a grassroots political uprising of ordinary Americans convinced that President Barak Obama was not born in the United States.
“Obama doesn’t have a birth certificate. He may have one, but there’s something on that – maybe religion – maybe it says he is a Muslim. I don’t know. Maybe he doesn’t want that,” Trump said in 2012. “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud,” Trump added.
“If I become Secretary of State, I will demand proper original vital records from Obama,” Taitz insisted.
Taitz said that, although she supports Trump’s choice of her as VP, she cannot endorse him for President and that she intends on voting for Hillary Clinton.
“Donald is a dangerous loon,” Taitz said in all seriousness.