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MUNCIE – Three monks and one pastor were arrested at the Eleftherios Venizelos airport in Athens, Greece after security personnel discovered the remains of Eleni Vathiadou, a former nun, in their luggage as they tried to board a flight to Cyprus.
The four suspects provided Greek authorities with conflicting explanations.
“I was holding that bag for a friend,” said Father Spiro Papastavros.
“Look man, those bones are intended for my own personal use only,” said Father Gus Poulos. “I wasn’t going to sell them.”
“My sister sent them to me,” claimed Father Nicholas Dimos.
“In my defense, she was delicious,” said Pastor Ted Schultz.